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In a previous incarnation I was elohcin-chan, and it was nice, but I got bored, and my lj got too random and out of date to keep up with anymore. Instead, I start here, anew. Now I'm sure you notice, that my lj is friends-only. It's because I don't want to talk to you, specifically you. I hate you. No really, I do... okay I don't. I'm just getting picky. On my old one I added anyone who asked. It wasn't many people, but still... There were people there who didn't really belong there, who didn't care about what I had to say, and who I didn't really care to hear from. I'm not a bitch. I'm really not. I'm great, honestly. You really want to be my friend. I'm awesome.

Becoming my friend: The tutorial:
"So you want to be my friend... now what?"

1) Add me as a friend. If you can't trust me, why should I trust you?
2) Highlight this:

Name: (Your name here)
How did you find me? (A funny story about how you found me)
What about me makes you want to be my friend? (tell me why you love me)
Why should I love you? (tell me why I should love you)

3) Copy and paste it in the comment field here. Now you fill it out and send it in! See wasn't that easy? \(^_^)/ You are officially signed up to be my friend.

4) Next comes the three part test.

Part 1 will be the Absorbency test.
Part 2 will be the Electrical Conductivity test.
Part 3... I can't reveal the true nature of part 3, but it will involve a beaver and a taxi...

Study hard, get your rest and practice, practice, practice! At the end of the ordeal, you shall be my friend!

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